Golgothan « Thread Started on Oct 27, 2007, 11:43pm »
Golgothan
Height: Not Available Mass: Not Available
Powers: - Crap Cannon: The Golgothan is capable of turning either of its arms into cannon-like weapons that can fire balls of crap.
Weaknesses: Will be knocked out by deodorizing spray.
First Appearance: Dogma (2006)
Human Kills: Not Available Fight Record: None
Home World: Earth Origin: Golgotha Type: Mystical
History: A beast of pure feces, the Golgothan was formed centuries ago at Golgotha by the ones crucified. After forming, the Golgothan became Hell's chief assassin and was called upon by Azrael to attack Bethany at a strip club. The towering pile of walking crap was challenged by a gang that was also in the club, but the beast easily overpowered and tore them apart. Laughing, he turned his attention back to Bethany, Jay, Silent Bob, Rufus, and Serendipity. He began to fire at the group with his blasts of muck, but as it approached the counter in witch they hide behind, Bob stood up, a can of spray in hand. He sprayed the deodorizer in the demon's face. The beast fell back, knocked out by the spray, and left to give Serendipity all the answers she desired before retreating back to Hell.
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